21/01/2010

Block off this biotch.

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New icons + new banner + new affiliate: shakeit layouts

So basically I need to block this bitch off, because I can’t stop coming back to it. I haven’t done any homework since I got home, especially because I’m addicted to a new forum, Street Circus (I think it’s called). And because I wanted to show off my mad skill (or not), I made some new graphics.

By the way, I need to reorganize my icons, but I’m too lazy to have multiple categories and multiple pages. SIGH. We’ll see, if you have any ideas for me to save my mind from being used, let me have ‘em.

Quick shotgun movie review: Sherlock Holmes. If you haven’t seen it, go and do it. Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr. kick mystery-ass, and it’s one of the top movies, I think. Especially if you read Sherlock Holmes as a kid, it’s a great movie. And Robert Downey Jr. is an amazing actor, so go see it. It gets 9.5/10. (Just because no one gets perfect in my books.)

Ta-ta for now. Hopefully I’ll get some homework done.

Probably not.

taylor.

13/01/2010

No, This Isn’t Homework…

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One new blend – that’s all I can muster.

Actually, I really should be doing Sociology review questions for tomorrow, or working on my Psychology experiment/proposal, and doing a piece for my writing class. Yep, there are plenty of things I should be doing other than this. I also spent the last two hours trying to figure out how to do layouts on some stupid writing site. Gay, I know.

I just wanted to let you know, I’m still alive. For now, at least. And I will give you my G.I. Joe review next time, I promise. All the best to you all!

taylor

09/01/2010

Avatar

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‘Avatar’ Review + no new graphics, sadly.

I am one week into my second semester, and all my teachers are crazy (eccentric, to the max) and decided it’d be awesome to assign us projects in each class due at the end of January. Oh, and they’re all GROUP projects, and I don’t know anyone in my classes. So I bonded with a bunch of random people and hoped for the best. Basically, what I’m getting at is that I’m not going to be updating as frequently, although I’d love to. I haven’t even been on my photoshop much. I am hoping that I can post some of my writing from class this year, because it’s not FF and it’s all short stories.

As well, I have a movie review for ‘Avatar‘, I saw it…two nights ago. And I posted it on a forum, so I just copy and pasted it so it’s not in my normal ’shotgun’ style. And I might add it to my list eventually, but for now it’s just chillin’. I also have a ‘G.I. Joe‘ one that’s sort-of short that I’ll save for next one.

Warning: Contains spoilers.

Avatar has made over 1.14 billion dollars worldwide in the box office, which has brought that movie into the number two slot for all-time box office champs. Pushing past Lord of the Rings 2003 Return of the King only (roughly) twenty days old. And it’s safe to say that there’s enough steam left in our worldly population to push this movie to the number one spot.

I’m not much into jumping on bandwagons, and when I heard all of the reviews of Avatar, I was quick to make assumptions that they were all just saying what the rest of the world was telling them. I sought out people who didn’t like the movie, but the only people who had anything negative to say was my sister and my best friend. Now, both of them said it was visually stunning, but the plot was a bit washed up and reminded them of such kids movies like Pochahontas and Ferngully. But then the rest of the viewers I spoke too, a majority of them were male. So naturally, I thought that men were too stupid to see that the movie really isn’t all that great (ie. 300 [the movie]).

Thursday night, I grabbed my 3D glasses and dragged my boyfriend to the cinema to formulate my own opinion, and this is what I can tell you: the reviews don’t lie.

Visually, Avatar was probably worth that 20 billion dollars they spent, and the fifteen years they took to make it. I’m not a big fan of science fiction movies, especially futuristic ‘alien’ ones. But I think the main part about the movie was that it touched base with ideas like District 9 – as in that we see them as another race, and no matter how we try to convince ourselves that we want peace and all that junk, we really don’t. And we are kind of assholes when it comes down to it. All we want is what they have.

Sam Worthington, who you will notice is also from Terminator 3: Salvation, puts on an excellent performance, although most of the time its just his voice in an electronically controlled body. Sigourney Weaver, a veteran on the set, puts on a good show as well. Her part is more so the tree-hugging scientist, but I’ll give her a few sentence-credit for her part. As well, you’ll notice Michelle Rodriguez making an appearance as a gold-hearted pilot who joins the rebellion, but a lot of her lines seem to end up ‘catch-phrase’-like.

The action in this movie is actually really good for a science fiction one. A lot of the weapons are futuristic, and of course you have the aliens riding alien beats, but they act a lot like the natives from Pocahontas – as in they’re deadly with their arrows, but against machines – I think not. And they have a special ‘tree’ as well, to join it to the cartoon aspect.

With mention of Ferngully and Pocahontas, I’m not going to say they ripped off the corny storyline from both of those movies, but its pretty close. There’s the ‘forbidden love’ and then the ultimate destruction of their ‘tree home’ which is also similar in Ferngully. And rather than trees, they are trying to dig up some kind of rock (unobtainium – original, huh?). Really, when you’re watching it, you’ll see the various parallels.

But I am willing to look past that little fact, because honestly, once you sit down in that chair and tune yourself into the movie, you forget about everything else. The movie just pulled you into it, and even when you sit back and think about how corny and how overused some of the characters are, some of the story lines, you never realized it during the movie because it was so intense.

Like District 9 of 2009, Avatar is the must-see of 2010. I give it a 9/10, only because of the ‘borrowed’ script, but otherwise, the execution was perfect. They took a children’s tale and made it grow up with some 3D and quality action scenes.

I don’t care if you don’t like action, science fiction and aliens, Sam Worthington, Ferngully, or even 3D – you have to see it anyway. You may be helping them reach that number one spot, but who really cares anyway?

I’d even go see it again.

9/10.

-taylorr

22/12/2009

Version Thirteen

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New site layout + banners.

I decided to make a new site layout, because I was tired of the old one. I told you I wasn’t fond of it. This one is super simple, but I still really like it.

I deleted a few affiliates whose links were broken, I added a “banner” section which is basically like 710×112 px (or something to that extent). I fucked up the ‘random’ icons, so I have to go in and fix those. I was thinking of changing the layout to the icons around, but I don’t really have a lot to use.

I started to file my ’shotgun movie reviews’, but I think I’m going to classify them by dates, taking them from my blogs. I am deleting my old blogs because I am OCD with organization, so I like to change things around…a lot. I am also thinking of diddling around with my writing. So look out for those shotgun reviews under the words tab.

As for a shotgun movie review for this update…OH GOD. I watched so many movies lately. Let’s go.

The Ugly Truth was funny, but for the kind of movie it was I think it had too much sexual humor in it. And I think that Gerard Butler didn’t play the role of a sex-driven fiend very well. Not saying I don’t love Gerard Butler, he normally doesn’t play those roles. Kristen Heigl was amazing, as always. The movie was funny and had some laughs, but I should warn you not to watch it with your parents. Or your grandparents for that matter. There’s no tits and ass, but there’s a lot of sexual references, sexual jokes, sexual advice, sexual innuendos, etc. Out of ten, I’d give it a 7/10.

The Land of the Lost wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. Don’t get me wrong, I only grade it a 6.5/10, it still had it’s laughs. I think the funnier parts of the movie are in the first hour, and then they get a little too forced in the second hour. The movie is just so strange that you have to laugh at some of the humor. I think there were two parts in particular where it was side-splitting laughing, and Will Ferrell does a good job. Although a lot of movies he has been doing kinda STINK, I give him a little slice of credit. It was stupid, but it was funny.

The Maiden Heist was probably the best out of the three so far. I’d give it a 8/10. First off, it has Morgan Freeman, Christopher Walken, Marcia Gay Harden, and William H. Macy. That should say enough. And secondly, I really love Christopher Walken – he is my favourite in comedies. In this one, its about a group of old security guards at a museum who plot to steal their beloved art pieces before they’re shipped off to Denmark. But the thing is, they are so bad at it, and it’s so funny. Christopher Walken has a typical New Yorker wife who wants to go to Florida, and is a hair dresser, and he can’t say ‘no’ to her. I mean if you like good movies, this is one of them. It’s chuckles, but I liked it.

And then there was Angels & Demons. If you’ve read the book, you will hate the movie. The only upside is that Ewan McGregor is in it, because we all know how amazing he is. But if you haven’t read the book, you might still have a chance. Basically, they cut out a lot of parts and change the ending. Which is exactly what they did in the DaVinci Code. I give it a 6/10. But it only gets the six because of Ewan.

But yeah, I think that’s all I got left to say. Until my next update, enjoy!

taylor

10/12/2009

For Days Like Today

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Eight “Just Friends” Icons + one new blend + 2 new affiliates!

The blend I was working on was going to be the next version, but I realized I didn’t like it too much so I just made it to a blend. It’s a bit different, but I still used my favourite paint stocks from HR. But I kinda like my brains. I will most likely make a new layout over the holidays, but we shall see.

I saw The Proposal a couple week ago, I don’t think I put in my two cents. It had some funny parts, and seeing a half-naked Ryan Reynolds is always fun, but…it was dreadfully cliche, and was essentially the same as any other romantic comedy. Actually, it was like a straight-couple I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, only that movie was funnier. And Sandra Bullock is old, god.

Not worth it, but if you’re into that kind of stuff, you might want to check it out.

Horray for updates? And new affiliates? And new icons?

taylorr

27/11/2009

NICE LEGS, DAISY DUKES

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8 Jacob Black Icons + 10 Supernatural Icons + ‘New Moon’ Review

If you didn’t know, I love Taylor Lautner. I think the whole Twilight series could use a good rewriting by a quality author, and I think that it’s a really shitty series, but it’s addicting and I do own them all. And saw both Twilight and New Moon in theatres. I only wish that it had been done better, so I’m not so ashamed of admitting it.

Anyway, New Moon. Basically, I got really friggin’ distracted by Taylor Lautner and his half-nakedness throughout 3/4 of the movie, so I didn’t really pay attention to the rest. I think they had that in mind: everyone would only see Taylor’s six-pack and bulging biceps rather than the shitty acting and bad plot.

Kristen Stewart is a terrible actress, and Rob Pattinson may be a good actor, but his role as Edward is weak. He looks the part, but doesn’t really come across very strongly on the screen. And Stewart doesn’t know how to portray emotions very well. The only look she pulled off well was the “emotionless” one when she was staring at her window for a couple of months.

In comparison to the book, they followed the storyline fairly well. They kinda of took the whole book and crammed it into 2 hours and some, overlapping parts that were chapters away from each other, and added in a couple unifying scenes that we could have done without. But that’s okay. They stuck to the book!

Oh, and Carlisle was so much more ripped in this movie. Standing next to Emmett, he could probably match him.

But yeah, because Taylor Lautner is so damn fine, New Moon gets nine toned backsides out of ten, but for the actual movie, I’d give it a 7.5 – not for the acting or the actual plot (if you can call it that), but for the special effects, the filming, and … well… Taylor Lautner.

Do you think I should open up a separate section for my movie reviews? Or do you all think they’re horribly offensive and not helpful at all? Or should I just blog ‘em?

OH, AND PRESENT. ALONG WITH WHAT I LOVE…3OH!3…

- taylorr

20/11/2009

Supernatural Fanatic

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three ‘Supernatural’ icons + one ‘Supernatural’ blend.

Now I have to go finish an essay. Boo. And go to school. Boo.

taylorr

13/11/2009

OH MY LORDY-LO.

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New affiliate: Iris @ Horizonroad – if you don’t know who Iris is, or what Horizonroad is, then I suggest you look at all the scans/stock in my images, and then go visit her at : http://horizonroad.themonkeybox.net .

Also, new icons, and maybe around Christmas I can get out some more blends. I decided I’m not making premades anymore, just because no one uses them. And I will just make blends because it’s what I seem to be more keen on doing.

That’s about all I have for you, I might make a new layout. I might not. We’ll see. I don’t like this one very much, I don’t know why. I do and I don’t.

SIGH.

-TR

22/10/2009

Obsessed, much?

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I’ve been super busy with school, if you can believe that. I should probably be studying Psychology right now, and also writing a poetry analysis due tomorrow, but I am distracted. I wanted to get a new layout out, but obviously it’s…half-hearted.

As long as you guys will stick by me, it’s all good. Some of the pages haven’t changed, especially in the “writing” and “premades”, for sure. But I just wanted to get the main layout up and I’ll (hopefully) fix everything later. But they’re so similar – the layouts – that is doesn’t matter.

Sorry I suck.

I posted some new icons and re-arranged them. I cleared out my crap ones, and I will probably do the same for the rest of my graphics. I swear, Christmas time and you will have me for good. I swear.

-TAYLOR

07/09/2009

Old Crows

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I don’t have any updates for you at this moment in time, but I would like to announce that I am keeping wordpress because I have uploaded a Captcha, and I have not gotten any spam. I am beyond happy, and although there’s no one to thank but my lazy ass, I will just close it at that.

I am thinking of making a new site layout, but I start school on Tuesday (well, it’s an orientation, and then Wednesday I start class), so I think that it will be a long revamp? But as you may or may not know, I don’t usually take down my layout and work up that way. I just upload them all at the same time. I really love this layout, I think it’s one of my favourites. I love crows and Alexisonfire’s new album.

By the way, Old Crows/Young Cardinals is a must-have if you are into alternative rock/screamo. (Although surprisingly, George’s vocals are a lot less intense and you can make out what he says!) It is my pick of 2009, and it is my all-time favourite CD. It’s amazing, I recommend it 100%.

Onto movies, I have seen three in the past two days: I Love You, Man, The Last House on the Left, and The Watchmen. To kick things off, I Love You, Man was effing hilarious. I don’t think you should watch it with your parents, because there’s a lot of sex-talk that might be a bit uncomfortable. I think it was well-done and awkwardly humorous, and out of ten it gets 8.5/10. If you like comedies like Knocked Up, then you’ll love this.

The Last House on the Left, a remake of Wes Craven’s original, was very intense. There is no other word to describe it. It was intense. I warn you all, there’s a rape scene that even made meĀ  look away a bit. Probably not a mother-daughter movie to watch. And some of the killings are a bit “OH MY GOD!” I thought it was a good thriller, even though the preview essentially told me what the movie was about. But I enjoyed it. I haven’t watched a decent thriller in a while. I say 8/10.

And finally, The Watchmen. Once again, not a movie you want to watch with your parents. There is at least one intense sex scene where you see boobs and a lot of ass and gyrating, and then a slightly more muted one, and then a very muted one. I think the movie could have done without them, personally. There is a bit of some form of “love” issue, which, once again, ruined the movie. If you liked the new Batman and how the directer’s related it towards human nature, then you will probably enjoy this one.

I think the special effects and the fighting scenes were exceptionally well done – speaking as an action fiend, of course. I think the acting, apart from the leading female, was good, and it was a movie that got you thinking. I don’t think I would watch it repeatedly, but it was a new take on superhero movies. One of my old schoolmates read the illustrated novel (or comic book, as I say) of it and said it was way better, and the movie bombed. So if you liked the movie, you might want to look into the comic book.

Overall, for the action and the special effects, I give it 9/10, but for the overall with the acting and such, it brings it down to 7/10. So keep that in mind. There is a lot of the movie that makes me roll my eyes, but there’s one character who makes the movie the movie. Rorschach is the shit. He was my favourite, he played the role exceptionally well and he makes the movie a bloody mess. I love him.

Anyway, I need to go shopping for school supplies. I have a list of things I need to do, some involve Infamy and our new forum, Fame/Infamy. Some involve my galleries in various sites, and others involve my writing. And obviously a revamp for Crooked Teeth.

Thanks for hanging in, I have a lot of crap on my plate. But you guys rock. And now I can read your comments without accidentally spamming it amidst the actual spam.

-taylor

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